Cat humor

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
- Hippolyte Taine

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
- Robert A. Heinlein

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. - Dave Barry

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods!

A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God

People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.